A funny but true story.
I had (she is deceased now ) a cousin that had ham for supper. At night, she and her S.O. were in bed in their baby doll PJ's ( remember them?) and as they were watching TV, they sat with the ham on a TV tray, and pick pick cut cut chop chopped little pieces of ham with each their own little paring knives. They ate the whole ham.
I know this, because my other cousin Dee, dropped in during the Christmas Holiday week, and saw it with her own eye's! .... Every Time I carve Ham, I think of them chomping on that ham. haaaaaaaaaaaa!.....
Yesterday, My daughter said to me,"Daddy, you wanna carve up the ham?" and In a split second, she burst out laughing, and said, "I know dad, you're gonna tell the story about cousin Glenda and the ham in the bed!" OMG That was so funny!!!!
See...even my kids know the story.
Holy Jeepers, can you just see those bed sheets with shards of ham and fat. Whew!