Hahahahaha.....and I took the neighbors to The Alligator Farm yesterday because they had never been.
Actually, they have improved the park considerably since I was last there (in the 1980's). It didn't stink nearly as much and they have added a lot of birds, which was interesting. They had one big albino and 5 baby albino alligators, very strange looking.
We occasionally have reports of alligators in the ponds by the golf courses. But then, I do NOT play golf so I don't care. LOL