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1 STOP THE MONKEYS on Wed Jul 09, 2014 2:34 am

UNCLE JIMMY

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Oh Boy! This one is scary.

Last night before bed, there was a thing on the TV showing a new movie coming to a theater near you.

"Rise of Planet of The Apes". .... Yep! I guess they still think we evolved from monkeys. hahahaha

Anyway, about 4:00 AM ... I woke up with a pillow in my hand, and laying over Tina's Huge Desk in front of the side window.
There I was, while dreaming and acting this bull crap out for real, I was stuffing pillows in the open window, to seal off the attack of these ungodly looking dirty @$$ monkeys that were climbing up the house, and trying to climb into the room from the window. I woke up, and lay there for like a minute to figure where I was, and why my right leg hurt me. I must have bumped it climbing over the desk reaching for the window.

It was weird, because I stripped the pillow covers off the three pillows.

I finally realized, I was actually walking in my sleep.

Just thought I would mention this. It must have been funny. Maybe I should go to a sleep Dr. hahahahahahaha

BTW... cannot stand monkeys. Dirty filthy flea and bug pickers! Evil or Very Mad 

2 Re: STOP THE MONKEYS on Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:11 am

bethk

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So, are we to assume "Monkey See, Monkey Do" is not one of your favorite phrases ???

Poor Jimmy! You're going to have to take a nap today to make up for the very UNrestful night you just endured.

3 Re: STOP THE MONKEYS on Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:29 pm

UNCLE JIMMY

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bethk wrote:So, are we to assume "Monkey See, Monkey Do" is not one of your favorite phrases ???

Poor Jimmy! You're going to have to take a nap today to make up for the very UNrestful night you just endured.

Geeze.... Maybe I should get a job at a zoo.
Last night, I dreamed I was feeding a Tiger, but the tiger had Tina's face.

The worst dream I ever had, was I was hungry, and found a loaf of italian bread.

maria was yelling at me and saying,"Dad...no no, you don't cut it, your'e supposed to rip off a piece like the Italians do!"

hahahaha...."I woke up, and my pillow had a tear that I bit into, and the foam was hanging out!"  lol! 


4 Re: STOP THE MONKEYS on Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:30 pm

Bugster2

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Sleep walking can be a really scary thing. Once, when I was little, my mother came into my bedroom after I had gone to sleep. It apparently woke me up, but not enough, because she said that I pointed at the closet door and said "Who is the man in the closet"? She almost had a heart attack. I have done it a few more times since then. I once got up out of my bed and told my sister that there was brown toilet paper in the bath tub.
Our roomie had a problem with sleep walking but went to a sleep doctor and got some meds so she doesn't do it anymore. She used to get up in the morning and find Taco Bell bags and wrappers. She was driving in her sleep to Taco Bell. Now that is scary.

5 Re: STOP THE MONKEYS on Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:31 pm

Bugster2

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UNCLE JIMMY wrote:
bethk wrote:So, are we to assume "Monkey See, Monkey Do" is not one of your favorite phrases ???

Poor Jimmy! You're going to have to take a nap today to make up for the very UNrestful night you just endured.

Geeze.... Maybe I should get a job at a zoo.
Last night, I dreamed I was feeding a Tiger, but the tiger had Tina's face.

The worst dream I ever had, was I was hungry, and found a loaf of italian bread.

maria was yelling at me and saying,"Dad...no no, you don't cut it, your'e supposed to rip off a piece like the Italians do!"

hahahaha...."I woke up, and my pillow had a tear that I bit into, and the foam was hanging out!"  lol! 



HAHAHA! Our roomie occasionally wakes up to find herself chewing on her ear plugs.

6 Re: STOP THE MONKEYS on Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:46 pm

Barbara101

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Lordie..I seem to have weird dreams but don't remember them once I wake up.I swear it is the meds I take.

7 Re: STOP THE MONKEYS on Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:53 pm

cookingirl

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Jimmy,
wow!! what a couple of nights!!! and dreams!!!

Have you ever sleep walked before?
If not it could be related to any new medications you are taking......
These 'dreams' sound as if they could be dangerous!!!

Then again, a "soldier' in the army fighting the monkey, is very valuable!!!! Smile 

8 Re: STOP THE MONKEYS on Wed Jul 09, 2014 6:30 pm

UNCLE JIMMY

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cookingirl wrote:Jimmy,
wow!! what a couple of nights!!! and dreams!!!

Have you ever sleep walked before?  
If not it could be related to any new medications you are taking......
These 'dreams' sound as if they could be dangerous!!!

Then again, a "soldier' in the army fighting the monkey, is very valuable!!!! Smile 

I don't know... it could be the new meds ...I have to check on line and see if they may have those side effects.

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