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1 "Would You Buy This for Someone?" on Sun Nov 03, 2013 8:41 pm

UNCLE JIMMY

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I was just watching this on TV.
I'm thinking,"Who the heck would I buy this for??
Would they use it?
Would they think I was Crazy for getting this for them?

For me...I would think it would drive me nuts listening to it chirp.
Definitely would be a candidate for target practice with my BB gun!

I mean...come on...really?? A Robo-Bird?? How silly do they think people are?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELrZRru0UbQ

2 Re: "Would You Buy This for Someone?" on Sun Nov 03, 2013 9:42 pm

bethk

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I'd adopt 4 cats just to stalk and eat the stupid bird.....

Who buys that stuff?

3 Re: "Would You Buy This for Someone?" on Sun Nov 03, 2013 10:57 pm

UNCLE JIMMY

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bethk wrote:I'd adopt 4 cats just to stalk and eat the stupid bird.....

Who buys that stuff?

I thought about buying one for Tina, but she would probably reciprocate and buy me a rooster Alarm Clock.
I'm sure they will be on TV next!!!

4 Re: "Would You Buy This for Someone?" on Mon Nov 04, 2013 12:49 am

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My sister gave me one a few years ago for Christmas. We leave it turned off and it just sits in the kitchen window.

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5 Re: "Would You Buy This for Someone?" on Mon Nov 04, 2013 1:04 am

UNCLE JIMMY

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NormM wrote:My sister gave me one a few years ago for Christmas.  We leave it turned off and it just sits in the kitchen window.
 
A few years ago, I bought a pig about 6 inches long, that sensed motion, and then once it did, it would blurt out a snort, snort snort snort pig sound, and the snout would light up.
 
I placed it in the refrigerator, and every time the door opened, the pig sounds happened.
 
Tina was furious with that pig, so I placed it on top the refrigerator.
 
I don't know what happened to it. Mysteriously it just disappeared!

6 Re: "Would You Buy This for Someone?" on Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:34 am

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Hahahahahahaha! There's a story there, The Mysterious Disappearance of the Irritating Pig, and it's going to be the cause of a $50 check in Tina's name....from Readers Digest.

7 Re: "Would You Buy This for Someone?" on Tue Nov 05, 2013 8:33 pm

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Well, it could be worse. We have a fart machine. Someone gave it to my DH. We let it rip every time we get a call from a solicitor.

8 Re: "Would You Buy This for Someone?" on Tue Nov 05, 2013 10:15 pm

UNCLE JIMMY

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Bugster2 wrote:Well, it could be worse. We have a fart machine. Someone gave it to my DH. We let it rip every time we get a call from a solicitor.
OMG that's funny bugs.

I could remember years ago when Brother and I would read comic books, and the worst being M A D Magazine. God forbid you got caught with that magazine in school, and you became an automatic Juvi and it had mom and or dad there in the principals office. Yet, we could bring our hunting bow and arrows and could carry a hunting knife, and be a normal kid (s).

On the back of the magazine, there were ads, and I remember the mail order house name (Honor House Products ) , because we sent for some of that stuff.

They had whoopee cushions that when one sat on the cusion, the thing would burp a fart. LOL
Then there were those hand shake buzzers. And the snake in the can.

There were quite a few things we would wish for, but ice pops or candy would be money better spent. If we had money!

9 Re: "Would You Buy This for Someone?" on Tue Nov 05, 2013 11:40 pm

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We have a whole slew of vulgar toys. A farting key chain, Walter, the farting dog, a box called "The Last Word" which spews out profanities and a laugh box which is on its last legs. Oh! I forgot. I have something called a "Trailer Trash" doll which is pregnant, holding a cigarette, wearing curlers, a crop top with exposed belly. If you press her belly button she says things that are definitely incestuous in nature. I don't know how we get them. We also have a whoopie cushion. I also have something creepy: a set of dolls from the Twilight Zone from the episode "The Eye of the Beholder". We also have a Tribble and a pair of Steiff tarantulas, a boxing nun, a dancing caveman and a monkey that dances to the Macarena. We have a warped sense of humor.

10 Re: "Would You Buy This for Someone?" on Wed Nov 06, 2013 1:06 am

UNCLE JIMMY

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Bugster2 wrote:We have a whole slew of vulgar toys. A farting key chain, Walter, the farting dog, a box called "The Last Word" which spews out profanities and a laugh box which is on its last legs. Oh! I forgot. I have something called a "Trailer Trash" doll which is pregnant, holding a cigarette, wearing curlers, a crop top with exposed belly. If you press her belly button she says things that are definitely incestuous in nature. I don't know how we get them. We also have a whoopie cushion. I also have something creepy: a set of dolls from the Twilight Zone from the episode "The Eye of the Beholder". We also have a Tribble and a pair of Steiff tarantulas, a boxing nun, a dancing caveman and a monkey that dances to the Macarena. We have a warped sense of humor.
 
Oh That is so funny.

I love the Twilight Zone episodes. I have the complete set of them on DVD.

When that played on the TV, Mom and Dad and us kids would not make a peep while watching it. Boy That Rod Serling sure could write.

My daughter bought me a plastic moose when she was in Vermont vacationing, and it was filled with little brown poops; so that when the tail or button on its back was pushed, one of those brown loads would drop.
Tina frowned on keeping it around. ( Just the thought gave her a sick stomach).
Just a mention gets he gagging. hahahahahaha

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