Yup....that's what we thought! But it's so much fun to watch the silly thing grow and mature without any real assistance. When the pineapple fruit starts to turn yellow you know you are getting close to 'harvest'!
But, like my little Meyer lemon / lime tree ~ you don't grow pineapples for profit, you grow pineapples for the joy of watching them grow.
Enjoy your retirement years with your new friend! LOL